The priceless thoughts of Mr R.B. Lestrange

Duckie,

Why don't you come round my rooms for tea this afternoon? I've brought back some sweets and other delights from last night's party at Malfoy Manor that you're sure to enjoy.

Want to check in with you too, about what occured in Hogsmeade last weekend. There was some kind of talk this morning about those French lads who got at the wrong end of your wand- I didn't catch the details, but the Matron's looking to speak to Froissart about them, so I can only guess that they've been up to no good once more. Also heard that one of them took a girl to the ball who ended up extremely put off by his, ah, ungentlemanly behaviour.

Thought maybe we could talk about what happened to you and see that it doesn't happen again. They didn't...?

Anyway, come see your old uncle and we'll sort it out.

And I extend that welcome to myself as well as to all students, both new and returning.

I have already overheard a few students speaking about the incident on the train with the Dementors, and I can assure you that unpleasant as they may be, they are considered a necessity at this time. As you were told, it has been determined by the MLE that they are to be stationed near the location of Hogwarts, as their unique properties make them ideal for keeping the escapees from Azkaban at bay. In general, however, the Dementors are unable to distinguish between their targets and innocent bystanders, and as such you are advised to steer clear of them entirely. The MLE has stationed wranglers to keep them from approaching the castle and the village of Hogsmeade.

As Madam Pomfrey said in the opening remarks, chocolate is an ideal antidote for the side-effects that their presence may cause. Bear in mind this is one of the few times you will have adults encouraging you to eat as much chocolate as you can, so take advantage of it, though mind you don't make yourself sick. Most Professors will be carrying supplies of chocolate on them, should you need any.

As for what else occurred on the train, it is in fact true that I have a limp. It's a perfectly normal thing to make fun of and I would have been quite surprised had it not happened almost immediately upon my arrival. I assure you that my feelings are not hurt in the least and I think that the matter is harmless enough that it can be, for all concerned parties, safely dropped at this time.

It was a delight to see everyone at the feast, and I particularly enjoyed meeting my new colleagues. Some I have met before, but under quite different circumstances (right, Professor Slughorn?). But still, very good to be back.