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And I extend that welcome to myself as well as to all students, both new and returning.

I have already overheard a few students speaking about the incident on the train with the Dementors, and I can assure you that unpleasant as they may be, they are considered a necessity at this time. As you were told, it has been determined by the MLE that they are to be stationed near the location of Hogwarts, as their unique properties make them ideal for keeping the escapees from Azkaban at bay. In general, however, the Dementors are unable to distinguish between their targets and innocent bystanders, and as such you are advised to steer clear of them entirely. The MLE has stationed wranglers to keep them from approaching the castle and the village of Hogsmeade.

As Madam Pomfrey said in the opening remarks, chocolate is an ideal antidote for the side-effects that their presence may cause. Bear in mind this is one of the few times you will have adults encouraging you to eat as much chocolate as you can, so take advantage of it, though mind you don't make yourself sick. Most Professors will be carrying supplies of chocolate on them, should you need any.

As for what else occurred on the train, it is in fact true that I have a limp. It's a perfectly normal thing to make fun of and I would have been quite surprised had it not happened almost immediately upon my arrival. I assure you that my feelings are not hurt in the least and I think that the matter is harmless enough that it can be, for all concerned parties, safely dropped at this time.

It was a delight to see everyone at the feast, and I particularly enjoyed meeting my new colleagues. Some I have met before, but under quite different circumstances (right, Professor Slughorn?). But still, very good to be back.

Date: 2010-09-02 02:48 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alt_amycus
Better to begin as you plan to go on, Razzer. Longbottom for one will take a yard if you give him an inch, so I'd advise you to light the fire under the crucible there and turn the temperature up as high as it will go.

I don't give warnings lightly. But you're new here, so thought you might appreciate it.

Hoods would find him a tempting morsel, if they got up close. Blood-traitors are mighty tasty to Dementors, they say. Throw them an hors d'oeuvres and they'll prove to be right useful little friends.

Friends with bloody awful fashion sense, I'll admit. But you can't have everything.

Date: 2010-09-02 03:22 am (UTC)
alt_amycus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_amycus
I'm the master of much more than language. You'd do well to remember that.

Private message to Raz

Date: 2010-09-02 02:54 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alt_rodolphus
Saw what Draco was stropping about. It seems he's put together that the Longbottom cow was responsible for your leg? I fear that knowledge may be down to me. I brought it up when Hydra was nearby, and you were too razzed to notice. Soz.

So he'll be your student now, eh? Any temptation to enact a little justice?

Re: Private message to Raz

Date: 2010-09-02 03:01 am (UTC)
alt_rodolphus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_rodolphus
Back in a tick, since seeing you call yourself a grownup makes me need a whiskey.

Date: 2010-09-02 02:59 am (UTC)
alt_harry: Harry casting a spell (i see it)
From: [personal profile] alt_harry
I'm glad you're here.

And I guess we'll drop it then. Only nobody ought to make fun of you.

Private Message to Rabastan

Date: 2010-09-02 03:05 am (UTC)
alt_lucius: (BreckGirl)
From: [personal profile] alt_lucius
All right, Raz?

And the boy? What was the Dementors' justification - did you determine anything?

Re: Private Message to Rabastan

Date: 2010-09-02 03:36 am (UTC)
alt_lucius: (Annoyed)
From: [personal profile] alt_lucius
Narcissa says Draco reports himself fine and Harry as well. Is that your assessment?

It's too much to hope Our Lord will not require report. Marx, you say?

Private Messae to Professor Lestrange

Date: 2010-09-02 03:12 am (UTC)
alt_neville: (Wary)
From: [personal profile] alt_neville
Sir, thank you for making light of things. But I can't sleep until I told you I was not making fun of you in any way. See, the thing is, I'm sort of clumsy and I have big feet, and I just tripped. Ask anybody and they'll tell you. My Gran says I'm about the clumsiest oaf she's ever seen, but it's just because I haven't grown into my height yet.

I really don't want you to think I would ever do what Draco Malfoy suggested I did. The thing is...I hope you don't mind me saying it sir, but I wanted to meet you and learn from you because--

Well, I heard you fought against that woman. I don't even want to say her name, because I think it's so unfair that she has the same name as me. That woman who abandoned me when I was just a little kid. I hate it when people call her my mum because what sort of mum is that? I just wanted you to know that I hate her and so I was excited to meet you because I heard you got some real good licks in on her when you fought her.

I hope you won't think it's wrong for me to say I'm only sorry you didn't get the chance to kill her. Then maybe me and my sister wouldn't be living under a cloud like this, and everyone could see we were really good citizens of the Protectorate. Like they talk about all the time in the YPL.

So you see, I wouldn't have tried to take the mickey out on you. Sir.

Anyway, that's it. That's what I wanted to tell you.

Re: Private Messae to Professor Lestrange

Date: 2010-09-02 12:21 pm (UTC)
alt_neville: (Wary)
From: [personal profile] alt_neville
Understood, sir. Thank you, sir.

Private Message to the Razzer

Date: 2010-09-02 03:22 am (UTC)
alt_narcissa: (5)
From: [personal profile] alt_narcissa
You'll have yourself to blame if your students begin whinging to you about their spots, thanks to stuffing themselves with chocolates.

As for Longbottom, were it me, I'm sure I'd be as tempted as you doubtless are to give him marks that match his taste level. But then it's just as likely that his act will gain you even more of the young ladies' sympathies and you shall find yourself with a hundred new admirers.

Re: Private Message to the Razzer

Date: 2010-09-02 03:57 am (UTC)
alt_narcissa: (5)
From: [personal profile] alt_narcissa
If you were more imposing, you could simply frighten them so they daren't complain in the first place.

Unfortunately for you, you're far too approachable. And flattering. Taken, yes, and happily, too.

Re: Private Message to the Razzer

Date: 2010-09-02 04:22 am (UTC)
alt_narcissa: (14)
From: [personal profile] alt_narcissa
Razzer, my love, I have seen (and heard!) of you doing some rather unsavoury things in your life - as ill-advised, one might say, as being hung over when supposedly on duty over the course of a seven-hour train journey - but I would never suggest anything untoward when it comes to schoolgirls' crushes. I daresay you dealt with that well enough when you were playing full-time - and they were even nearer to you in age than now.

Though there are some seventh-years who might cause you to regret your newfound propriety.

Re: Private Message to the Razzer

Date: 2010-09-02 04:41 am (UTC)
alt_narcissa: (13)
From: [personal profile] alt_narcissa
Oh, you've worse than Sandoval to be going on with: I understand Siobhan Calderwood is Head Girl. Her sister is Letitia, you know - and I cannot see why Revati and Celia are both so impressed with her as a model. If the sister is anything like, you may be in for a year of constant irritation. And repulsion.

Re: Private Message to the Razzer

Date: 2010-09-02 05:17 am (UTC)
alt_narcissa: (11)
From: [personal profile] alt_narcissa
You didn't. She's barely half your age!

Rabastan Basil Lestrange, you are impossible.

Private message to Rabastan Lestrange

Date: 2010-09-02 04:08 am (UTC)
alt_sinistra: black and white image of woman with short blond hair looking out of the image. (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_sinistra
Just a note to say I hope you found things in reasonable order in your rooms - I think the house elves finally got all the packs of publicity materials out of the back corner cupboards, yes?

I was glad to see you've got much the same view of the student fussing that I do: it's a stage they go through where everything is larger than life, and absolutely the center of the universe. Silly, really.

I will say that making fun of you - or of anyone other than perhaps his mates - seems most unlike Neville Longbottom. Not that they don't change, or do foolish things, but Neville's tended to hang back quietly rather than draw attention to himself. At YPL events, he's been thoughtful but clearly taking it all in, and aware of the difficulties of his family history. On the other hand, it's exactly those children who - through no fault of their own - come from challenged families who are at the core of the YPL's goals. If we can train them properly, surely the Protectorate will be better off.

At any rate, one more welcome, and do give a shout if there's anything else I can lend a hand with. You won't see me at breakfast much, as I'm up half the night with classes once things get going, but I'm usually around in the afternoon and early evening when not teaching.

-S

Re: Private message to Rabastan Lestrange

Date: 2010-09-02 04:27 am (UTC)
alt_sinistra: black and white image of woman with short blond hair looking out of the image. (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_sinistra
Oh, goodness. Yes. I'm rather disturbed by the pin as well. (The curling iron, in hindsight, was rather obvious, given his hair.)

As to the schedule, I'd cheerfully trade early mornings for not having to stand on top of a tall tower in the middle of the night in February. It is rather a pity we couldn't just relocate Hogwarts to some slightly more temperate area of Britain now that privacy is no longer the concern it was in my day (and yours.)

Which reminds me I need to move the basic warming charms earlier in the first year curriculum, as otherwise we get nothing done for the fumbling with gloves and hats once we hit mid-October or so.

One of the benefits of being staff, by the way - if you let the house elves know that you appreciate a strong hot tea (or your other morning beverage of choice), and the time, they're quite prompt. A lifesaver, the mornings I do have to be up and about early for some reason.

At any rate, enjoy your first night back here: I'm off to ready one or two last things for tomorrow, and then see exactly how much they've all forgotten in the morning.

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